About Me

  • About Me: I'm sarcastic, cynical, relatively uninteresting, and, should you find me entertaining enough to ensure your return, I will not update this website often enough to make it worth your while to check on it.

More About Me

  • Interests: Plans for taking over the world suspended I currently I spend most of my time calling all my friends who have moved away and left me all ALONE. When I'm not doing that I'm drawing or writing or imagining that I have television and what might be on it if I did. Sometimes I drive up to see my little sister who is kind enough to let me buy her ice-cream.
  • Expertise: Chiefly sarcasm, but I do know a little bit about graphic design and photography.
  • Occupation: Artist
  • Industry: Art